If It's On The Internet

Hey ya'll. This is my new segment, entitled, "If It's On the Internet!"

This is based on the theory that if it is on the internet, it must be true. Since there are many things I would like to be true in this world, and I am too lazy to edit Wikipedia, I will use this medium to do so.

Now..

CONFIRMED: CHICAGO IS A CITY OF HUMANOID CYLONS

Reports have surfaced today proving once and for all what many have known for ages. Chicago is actually populated 98% by Cylons. While still unconfirmed, people are now wondering if our new 44th President, Barack Hussein Obama, who was a senator from Illinois and had residency in Chicago, is among the humanoid Cylon models now being referred to as simply 44.

This would not be the first time a known public figure has been discovered to be a Cylon. The most recent case, of course, the Olson "Twins", who were discovered to be Cylons after Mary Kate OD'd on heroine, then apparently downloaded into a newer, more innocent and religious body. Sadly, Heath Ledger did not download, leading people to assume he was either not a Cylon, or one of the Hollywood Five. When asked if they were Cylons, both twins chirped out an excited "You got it dude!"


IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT MUST BE TRUE!!