THE 2009 DERKIES

Ladies and Gentlemen it's that time of year again. THE 2009 DERKIES╝, where we present the awards for the best of the year 2009. Sure, it's a bit early, but let's face it, the best of 2009 has come and come again. Why delay the inevitable?

AND SO HERE WEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

BEST FILM OF 2009


WINNER: THE WATCHMEN

This movie had it all: f'd up "superheroes", fear of nuclear annhilation, a tittilating story, Rorschach, beautiful cinematography, and a big blue floppy penis. Insta-win.


RUNNER-UP: MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D

Blood. Gore. In 3D. yes

BEST BOOK OF 2009

WINNER: FOOL by Christopher Moore

Why? I dunno, haven't read it. Books... ha!


RUNNER-UP: THE RED PEPPER by My Fronz

BEST SONG OF 2009

WINNER: "Thinking of You" by Katy Perry

Please, bitch, I sort of love Katy Perry. Does that make me gay?? (no that'd be my attraction to guys... what?!)


RUNNER-UP: "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson

Whatever, Kelly Clarkson does no wrong, get over it.

BEST TV SHOW

WINNER: LOST

LOST narrowly edges out our runner-up of this year. Sorry, BSG, but even with your amazing 3 hour finale, (especially the last two) LOST simply had a more consistent, exciting all-around year. Boo ya.


RUNNER-UP: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Went out with a Bang. BSG This year had some ups (OMG THE FINALE, WTF!!!!!) and some downs (Ellen's first two episodes back, WTF?Buttplug) but all in all this show will go down as one of the greatest.... everrrrrr

BEST WII GAME

WINNER: MADWORLD

Gory, beautiful, gory, fun, and gory. 4 words that describe Madworld to a T. Must buy.


RUNNER UP: THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD OVERKILL

In case anyone hasn't noticed, I love killing Zombies. This game allows me to do it, and do it with friends. Three thumbs up.

BEST XBOX 360 GAME

WINNER: SONIC'S ULTIMATE GENESIS COLLECTION

Like 40 or more of the best classic games ever?? For 30 bucks?! With acheivements?! I died.


RUNNER-UP: RESIDENT EVIL 5

Once again, killing zombies with Fronz. Win.

BEST PS3 GAME
N/A
(ohhhh fanboyism...)

There you have it. Congrats to all the DERKIES Winners this year.